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El Ciervo

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Signed Up: Jun 21, 2007
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Let it fly?

You've just polished off 11 snow cones at a county fair and the line to the port-a-potty is huge you...

Try to stand in a way to get that perfect angle to pee past your boxers, shorts, and onto the ground
It's a fucking fair, it smells like goat shit anyway, pee where you stand and try to hit people if you can.
Wait in line like the rest of the people

You're in the back seat on a chartered bus and everyone appears asleep and the driver is off in his own world you...

roll the window down and wash other cars windshields
You discretely try to fill the 20oz bottle back up
Pinch it and sweat it out.

You're stuck in a board meeting and have just had 35 cups of coffee to stay awak you...

let it rain all over your new khakis
Wait for a break in the action and ask to be excused
pretend to look at the ficus plant and give it a little shower

You're at a bonfire and need to get rid of some of the 9 beers you just drank you...

yell 'Who wants a steam bath!?' and pee directly onto the fire
walk a few steps into the woods and let it go
Ask the owner if you may use the facilities

You're 2 hours into a 4 hour flight and the line to the bathroom is enormous you...

Whip it out and wait in the back of the line, they'll probably let you go next
Get in line just like all of the other paying travelers
pull down the oxygen mask and give it a little lemon Gatorade

You're at the movies and have to go, but the movie is starting to get good you...

Pee into the popcorn bucket so no one will hear.
find a seat in the back row and pee on the floor and watch your hard work make it to the big screen
Rush to the restroom and try to get back to catch as much as possible

You're getting intimate (that means sex) with a women but you know you have to pee son, you...

Surprise her with a golden shower finale! Maybe she'll be into it.. I mean someone has to buy those nasty DVDs
Go at it anyway. A condom is a giant water balloon anyway, right?
Tell her "one second". Run to the bathoom and hope she's still awake.

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Quiz Comments

ash1995
November 02, 2008

This quiz is hilarious.=)

 
nakatani
June 20, 2008

answered as a guy. I would only chance it at the bonfire.

 
alexehogan
April 01, 2008

Are you kidding me? What the hell is wrong with you? You're a walking health code violation. wow

 
sandy
February 26, 2008

Why are you so ashamed of your tiny little johnson? If you're that nervous say it's cold or you just got done working out............so i guess all us girls have little doodles, lol cute quiz

 
superherogirl7
October 18, 2007

"Why are you so ashamed of your tiny little johnson? If you're that nervous say it's cold or you just got done working out." hehehe I don't think I have a tiny little johnson... that would be pretty weird if I did :-P

 
crys1990
October 08, 2007

nice but th weird thing is is that ima gurl!!!! loli aswered to wha i would od if i was a guy lol"Hurray!!! You know when it's necessary to pee in public and when it's just plain fun."

 
andic
September 08, 2007

Why are you so ashamed of your tiny little johnson? If you're that nervous say it's cold or you just got done working out. Uh, maybe it's because my "tiny little johnson is actually a Janet!" Yes, unfortunately you men beat us women to the punch when God was handing out that little goody of having the ability to pee standing up...We had to take the consellation prize...MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!

 
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