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El Ciervo

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Signed Up: Jun 21, 2007
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There's only three kinds of girls... HOOKERS, SLUTS, and PRUDES!!! (you must yell when reading the last part)

You're on a date and he spills wine on his pants, you...

Feverishly rub the crotch of his pants with a napkin.
Suggest he uses club soda.
Try to suck all that wine up cause it's free booze God damn it!!!

At the end of a first date you...

Scream "I gots to get paid or I gets beat!"
Flash your crotch and say "there's plenty more vagina where that came from"
Try for a quick kiss and say goodnight.

You have a pool party at night and encourage your guests to...

Wear floral bathing suit with skirts and watch the lightning bugs.
Line 'em up and start making $!!!
Skinny dip, even shruken pool dick is better than no dick.

Church is the best place to...

Hide from the 5-O
Pick up someone's good husband or father.
Meet a good husband and father.

Protein shakes are...

Swallow-able
A great way to stay fit
The reason you gained 25pounds this year.

The best way to get a guys attention is to...

Show some ankle
Wear fishnets outside in 30 degree weather
Forget underwear

Thongs are...

Sandals
a calling card
a nuisance...you don't have time to move it over.

Your first time was with...

Who the hell knows, you can't feel your shit no mo!
Your high school gym teacher
A tampon

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Quiz Comments

ruzanna415
September 14, 2008

???? stupid

 
Abby Brown
May 27, 2008

Who ever made this quiz is a Stupid ass, I'd rather be a prude than a slut/hooker!!!!!!

 
clarebear
March 30, 2008

Hey yo slut, I'm only gonna call you when I'm trashed and no I don't want to meet your parents are you fucking stupid!? - Im gonna stop doin these types of quizzes coz i always come out worst!

 
chelsea
November 27, 2007

kool im a sluty bitch lol! That aint good oops, i guess i could try a little less sex...but wait a sec what am i saying!

 
eshie
November 10, 2007

lol wtf

 
teraveli
November 01, 2007

i dont get it ima slut but

 
crys1990
September 27, 2007

umm im not a prude but im not a hooker or slut!!! so i guess this is better then nothing..... Why hello little prude. You're a class act and will have 2 week relationships for the rest of your life.

 
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